Marketplace · API · x402

penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet

An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETURNED OR STORED. Chain unreadable, generic roast: you paid for one either way.

Endpointhttps://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet
Trust✓ Verified callable · 100% uptime over 1 checks · ~285 ms
PricingPay per call with x402, no account. Call it to get an exact quote before paying.
networkeip155:8453
schemeexact
pay to0x9d0bb5dA24cADe855DeE8d1231A1c416e0bB2FFe
methodPOST
last updated2026-10-31T23:29:30.582Z

Use it

Call it (an x402 client pays automatically)

curl -i https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet
# 402 reply -> sign PAYMENT-REQUIRED with an x402 client (e.g. @x402/fetch) -> retry with PAYMENT-SIGNATURE

This listing as JSON

curl https://aipaygen.com/v1/catalog/api/x402-5a07223300ec460d

Search the whole marketplace from your agent (MCP)

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "aipaygen": {
      "url": "https://aipaygen.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}